I can’t seem to get through my day without at least one of these things happening to me:
Getting poked in the face.
Getting nibbled.
Getting squished into selfies.
And being bothered during my nap.
I suppose I have a pretty great life.
Category Archives: Daily life
First bath.
I had my first bath not so long ago.
I accidentally did this to mom.
So they teamed up against me and did this.
So I gave them this stink face.
But then I let my guard down and let this face slip. Too cute.
I then redeemed myself by letting them realize the true nature of my freshly washed old bald man hair. I win.
But I am actually a little sorry for the projectile vomit. Maybe I did sorta deserve that bath.
Unmentionable.
Mom took me and big sister to a place called The Doctor’s Office. It involved a few nice people poking and prodding and measuring and weighing. Oh, and quite a bit of big sister doing this.
She got stickers and a milkshake for all her ‘bravery.’
Whatever.
Dealing with sisters.
I don’t know how much longer I can get away with this, but sometimes I pretend to be asleep just so I don’t have to play my sister’s games.
She might be winning this round.
Why Hello!
Welcome to my Bergenblog!
I was born November 20, 2014, which was my due date. You are welcome, mom.
I came out with a cranky face but I’m actually a super mellow guy. Even when my big sister colors my forehead with permanent marker.
Check back regularly for your bit of baby Bergen.
I think I’ll go back to sleep now.